“Mat here just married to the Seanchan Empress” - Thom the Tell-Tale
“You WHAT?” - Morraine the I-WAS-MIA-FOR-9-BOOKS-SO-WAIT-WHAT?
“It was an accident!” - Mat the Y-U-NO-BELIEVE-ME?
“You ACCIDENTALLY married a Seanchan Empress?!” - Morraine the SRSLY?
“What?! They have strange customs.” - Mat the Oops-I-Accidentally-Married-An-Empress
it’s so hard to be a female normal het fan in the world of animuland. everywhere would have the plaque of yaoi.
my eyes, they must unsee.
GIN-SAN, WHAT R U POKING?? NUOOOOOHHHH!!!
(does this made me a homophobe? i don’t think i am. i just don’t like them fantasy ‘couples’. they’re always make the characters so OOC)